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Name: Nikki Schwartzman
Nickname: Touch Me!
Team: Roses
Number: 6
Major: Near Eastern Studies/Bio
Super Power:
Bio:

The wild Nikki: 1 known individual left in the world

Habitat: The wild Nikki dwells mainly in Ithaca, NY although sightings have also been reported by a lucky few in exotic suburbs of Westchester. We note that there is indeed a migration pattern and that the wild Nikki travels the hundreds of miles via automobile between these two locations, perhaps following food, as many animals do.

Diet: The wild Nikki's diet consists mainly of chocolate, pasta with sauce and frozen vegetables thrown together while she bathes, and cheesecake. Multiple attempts to lure the wild Nikki into the open with tomatoes (or frat parties) have failed. On weekends, bagels, peanut butter, and bananas make up the bulk of the wild Nikki's forages.

Behavior: This rare creature has been characterized as somewhat of a reclusive being although she has been seen interfacing with others during the fall and spring a couple days per week before dusk. Curiously, these bursts of social activity have thus far only been observed on the grassy plains of frisbee fields. Common social actions of the wild Nikki include butt slapping and spooning with individuals whom she has deemed friendly. One group of people has actually witnessed the wild Nikki initiate a butt-slap to a Cornell professor. Important to note is that this affectionate deed was reciprocated after deliberation on the professor's part. The wild Nikki is averse to purring and excessive amounts of touching, however. The purr plus hip thrust action is one of the main deterrents to a wild Nikki sighting. We can only hope these to be incorporated later into the wild Nikki's courtship behavior as she becomes more accustomed to them.