A historic day. April 4th. Events galore, and not least of which, a massive Fanclub show that should grip and delight our friends of all stripes. Also, since an officer from Fanclub ruined Slope Day by voting for the Pussycat Dolls–which is not a good joke–we hope this show will cover our tails, or at least his/hers.We’ve been trying to wrangle a number of these acts over the past two semesters, and–God works in mysterious ways–they’re all converging on one (fated?) night.

 But what’s all this about destiny? Let’s talk in units of desire:

April 4th Fanclub show: 300 units

Girl Talk: 220 units

DJ night at local bar: 150 units

Reggae: 70 units

I hope that puts things in context. THIS SHOW IS VERY FANCY AND VERY RARE.

Saturday, April 4th @ the Big Red Barn, 9:30pm (after the Cornell Design League fashion show), $5 w/ CUID, $6 w/o

U.S. Girls (one girl, many textures) >>> http://www.myspace.com/usgirlsss

Ducktails (excessively talented one-man poet of the loop, ft. guitar and drum beats) >>> http://www.myspace.com/ducktailss

Chaw Mank (ft. members of Mouthus and Sightings, a.k.a. noise music’s Rolling Stones) >>> evicted from MySpace due to confusion between their musical output and terrorism

Kurt Vile (this band could become your life) >>> http://www.myspace.com/kurtvileofphilly

Teengirl Fantasy (electronic music with enough layers of dance music to require a manual) >>>http://www.myspace.com/teengirlfantasy

Oh my god what will I wear.