SKITS-O-LUMNI!


Wondering what happened to that guy or gal from last year? Or, you used to be in Skits-O-Phrenics and want to catch up with your old buds? Look no further! Here, in all its glory is the phantasmagoric Skits-O-Phrenics Alumni Page. Go crazy and e-mail them by clicking on their names, if you like.

Name
Where Are They Now?
Brian McMorrow ('00) Brian is out on the West Coast doing tech support for a software company in San Jose. Brian seems to have found one of the last affordable good apartments in the Silicon Valley, so he may be there awhile.
Stefan is currently living in New York City and working a highly shitty job. He hopes to very soon land a job in comedy writing or graphic design.
Alexander Zalben ('99) Alex is working as Marketing and Development Manager for the Jean Cocteau Repertory in NYC and living way beyond his means. In addition, he's organizing late night gigs (Club Hector) at his theater. If you would like cheap tickets and you're a Skits-O, call (212) 677-0060. Also check out the Jean Cocteau Rep webpage.
Tarja Parssinen ('99) Tarja has now joined the toiling masses, as the Assistant Broadcast Director, or something like that, for the Ad Council. She's currently sharing an apartment wih Alex (see above), but they are, contrary to speculation, not getting it on.
Laura Kirsch ('99) Laura is studying criminology at George Washington University in D.C. She says it's "easy."
Avery Pickford ('99) Avery, otherwise known as The Supreme Ruler of Knowledge, is spreading his intellectual prowess at Saint Ann's school in Brooklyn, NY in the subject of mathematics.  No, this is not a Catholic school so no, hell has not frozen over.  Outside his variable-filled classroom, Avery enjoys hiking in Manhattan, clean socks, and writing bios.
Mike Rinke ('99) Mike is living in Harlem, where he is the target of an anti-gentrification campaign. He's currently in between jobs (i.e. really f**king unemployed). Any suggestions for continued employed appreciated/encouraged/needed.
Derek Asaff  In order to avoid four more years of college at some non-descript state school, Derek has exactly five months to become famous... While attempting to gain unparalleled fame, Derek is hanging out with Skits-O besties, Tuft University's Cheap Sox.
Jason Reich('98) Jason is living in New York City with Geoff Kirsch and is working as a Writer's Assistant for the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He is also working with Negin Farsad, Alex Zalben, and Geoff Kirsch in a "Three Jews & A Persian," a sketch comedy troupe.
Negin Farsad ('98) After a brief stint as an editor for a historical society full of psycho archivists, Negin went into the forensics field investigsting the Russian money laundering scandal. When the investigation is over she'll be an unemployment bastard, yet again. Also a member of Three Jews and a Persian -- mad sketch comedy.
Geoff Kirsch ('98) Geoff works for the Ad Council, as their Publications Manager, writing speeches, press releases, and pieces for their newsletter. He is an avid fan of peanuts, both unshelled and shelled, and hopes one day to learn Yiddish, publish a novel and appear as a contestant on Jeopardy. He performs in Three Jews and a Persian, a sketch comedy group in NYC, along with Alex Zalben, Negin Farsad, and Jason Reich.
Jared Bishop ('01) An architect, Jared didn't realize how much work it takes to be in the Skits-O-Phrenics and left pretty quickly. God knows where he is right now. Sorry.
Colin Benoit ('98) In San Francisco working for Anderson Consulting and making more money than every other graduate his year combined.
Charlie Saulino ('98) Studying law at University of Michigan. I think he's married now to some girl named Becky, but I can't be sure.
Michael Wallach ('98) Coming up with great ideas in San Francisco
Rob Trevino ('98)
Jennifer Cho('97)
Michael Levine ('96) Mike is still working on his grand plan to save the world.  He is in the last year of a four-year combined law and master or environmental management program at Duke.  Eventually he hopes to do good environmental stuff.
Karen Fadden ('96) Karen lives in Boston with her fiancé and is working her way to VP of a high-tech pr firm. 
Jessica Brown ('96)
Kevin Campopiano ('96) In some foreign country forever.
David McKew ('95) Works in telecommunications in Princeton, but hopes for a better life.
Ron Levi ('95) Ron has been living in San Francisco for the past three years. Need we say more? Probably.
Mary Celenza ('95) Lives in the East Village and is the Associate Producer for the Barbara Walters Specials (tune in Oscar night!). She's also a member of a sketch comedy group here in New York City called the Awkward Academy.
Judy Goodman ('95)
Mike Moran ('95) After living with Ron Levi in San Francisco until September, Mike moved to Davis where he is a vet student at UC Davis. Mike is also a partner in a lovely bar on Haight Street called Hobson's Choice.
Richard Greene('95)
Andrew Cullen ('94) After graduation in 1994 he moved down to D.C. with his girlfriend Lori to seek employment. He got a job with the American Institutes for Research, where he still works today. Since then, Lori and Andrew have gotten married, bought a house, and he just finished a Master's of Public Policy. Somehow, he manages to pass as a quasi-responsible member of society. Click here to see a picture of Andrew as Schwaman.
Cara Harth ('94)
Claudia Hollis ('94) Living somewhere near Princeton, but NOT dating Dave McKew or EJ Howard.
Melisa Sepe ('94) Dating EJ Howard, and when she has time left over, kicks butt as an engineer.
Michael Lebowich ('94) He is an attorney at Proskauer Rose LLP in NYC. He is married to his college sweatheart (Jenna Saidel Lebowich). They live in Manhattan (living the life of a tired overworked lawyer). And he longs for the life of making a fool of his self on stage.
EJ Howard ('93) Living in Hoboken, New Jersey and dating Melisa Sepe (tee-hee). Click here to see a picture of EJ as Ampersand Boy.
Eric Garcia ('92) Eric Garcia (who left to go to USC film school at the end of '92) is living in Los Angeles with his wife Sabrina (the Skits' first ever tech person) and their "short, fat, and cute" dachshund Oliver. Eric is a member of the Writer's Guild and has several projects in development. He recently completed his first novel, "Anonymous Rex." Check it out at www.anonymousrex.com. Or, if you're so inclined, visit his amazon.com website. Click here to see a cool publicity photo of Eric.

Want to add some info? Like some vague details about your half-baked schemes or sketchy plans? Then e-mail Stefan and carve a little niche for yourself on this fabulous alumni page.



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